I don’t do airport girls, they real sharp with the tongue and go through all of my bags for their entertainment. I had to get sassy with airport check-in and flight attendants. I told them my Zero Halliburton would fit. I told them “I ride this jet all the time”…

I’ve got to find me some friends who own a private jet, cause first class is becoming the new Coach Signature; once was in, so generic now. Same plane, same destination, just add a meal that you prolly don’t need and glass over plastic–see no difference. I’ll bypass the warm peanut mix for some beef jerky and those free cookies by way of the flight attendant anyday. Smaller over bigger jets I prefer. My newest addiction: Style + function. I finally got rid of that tacky luggage set mother got me from Macy’s–it’s all about a staple piece that you can carry on years from now. It’s like trading in a Honda for the Mercedes G500 of lugguage–that brings to me my ride, Zero Halliburton

21″ silver zipper 2 wheel carry on specific features:

Vibrant colors for fashionable style and ease of identification
TSA locks
Custom retractable handles, custom latches, and hardware
Durable Poly/ABS comination with a convenient zippered closure
Luxurious interiors to organize packing and travel
Removable suiter
2 logo’d outboard wheels
Four classic sizes
Lifetime guarantee against defects in workmanship and materials

Everything fits perfect. It has so many compartments and because of the hard outer shell nothing gets squashed or broken–my shirt and loafers came out photo ready. Now lets test in on a small jet.
The perfect flight. My beef jerky, Beyonce’s I Am…Yours. An Intimate Performance at Wynn Las Vegas on the earphones and my Zero Halliburton in tow. The best stylish–yet functional piece of luggage I’ve had to date.