#Gag. Now you know we try to avoid most pop culture topics, but yesterday I was getting ready for class and I had heard a familiar voice on the tv screen as I fixed myself in my gentlemen’s room. Oh Heidi is that you…

Wha-wha (in a Lil Kim grunt) have we done here!! The Hills was watched by all, and many of us went up in a roar when Heidi returned with a season full of Hermes bags, pumps, a perched lip and perfect blond hair (10’s 10’s 10’s) but a former favorite of mine has gone a little #toofar with her 10 surgeries in one day commercial. I am an avid supporter for self-improvement, but like Drucilla Winters use to say on The Young & The Restless–enough is enough and too much is foolish. The Hills star is no longer #sitting–at 23 she’s now wearing all her insecurities on her mug. Pick one procedure and tip–you not gon get to change everything! And although it’s an improvement to pre money gettin Heidi–no shade, but I can’t help but to feel a lil sorry for her. Call me a hypocrite but I kinna live for it. She’s giving me face–House Motha; *chant next to the floor…can I see, that Hills girls..that Heidi..! But a popstar? You can’t sing. I don’t support delusional people and the life support cuts off now. You don’t believe me? Like my pastor says, it’s in the text. In this case, the video below.

“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”—Edith Sitwell