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Parkin On The Curb

March 3, 2010  |  Foodie

You can try some red wine with this, you know, if you still concerned about looking grown & sexy. But check this: you ain’t even gotta do the dishes; I got two dishwashers. Learn your domestic role or let the fish burn: first things first…

Can I take you out tonight? Naw, no fancy plate setting here, just give me a loaf of bread, some butter, cheese and bacon: savage life. I found that these simple sexy meals keep you rushin for my touch. Houston, Texas; everywhere I go I represent the South. All bougie people please leave the room now cause it’s about to get real in here. Can I please get some UGK, 8Ball & MJG as my background music. Now I know it’s sometimes a challenge to look past the furs but remember that I myself, Marquis, is a college student; so that budget be real tight some weeks (Que Jay-Z’s “Can I Live?”) “My shit is butter and some wanna toast me“… talk to em Jay.


First things first, if you don’t have Glory greens x Ramen noodles in your cabinet you are not real to me; vamoose.

I keep tellin yall that realness is life’s main ingredient, so let me prepare something in your kitchen. The other day I headed to my boys house to do a lil studying, and I walk straight in the house in search of something to eat. He showed me a cabinet of snacks, I said I didn’t come here for snacks, let’s open up the kitchen: The Bacon Egg & Cheese Sandwich:

Je vous presente, maintenant finir! Yall see how I just flipped it…the South is overseas.

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17 Comments


  1. Halie
    March 3, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Correction Mr. Marquis: “My shit is butta, for the bread they wanna toast me.”

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  2. Marquis Phifer
    March 3, 2010 at 3:40 am

    well look at you Jay fan

    Reply
  3. Mike
    March 3, 2010 at 4:01 am

    that looks MAD good

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  4. JOHN-CLIFTON VICTOR
    March 3, 2010 at 4:21 am

    Wow… that took me back to my middle school mornings. I can smell the aroma of the seasoned eggs and bacon… (fat moment lolz)…. thats definitely how we do it in the H.

    Reply
  5. MC
    March 3, 2010 at 8:12 am

    yes, this took me WAY BACK and I appreciate it

    Reply
  6. Trey
    March 3, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Phifer is low key hood. I fucks wit it!

    Reply
  7. Jacq
    March 3, 2010 at 11:25 am

    C’mon for the Glory greens!!!…evrey cubbie must have some…

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  8. Alphonso Reed
    March 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    #shoutout to you for the GLORY greens they mad good!

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  9. nicole cupcakes
    March 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    what type of watch is that?

    and that break sand looks yummy

    Reply
  10. R. West
    March 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    One day I want to come over to your crib for a play date. You know play Dress Up and Talk Flyy Shit.

    Reply
  11. SKI
    March 3, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    As real as it gets! That Blueprint 3 shit that TM103 shit

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  12. aRRe
    March 3, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Can you E V E R look weak!? lmao… no one should look that chic while butterin’ the pan.

    “my shit is butter for the bread, they wanna toast me” – actual quote.

    I’m a Jay, beast. sorry.

    <3 ya tho -xo

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  13. aRRe
    March 3, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    so after reading thru the comments, I’ve noticed — IM YEARS LATE!! -w. the quote.

    ooh well, ooh well

    Reply
  14. Trey
    March 4, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Lol @ R. West, I’m coming too!

    Reply
  15. digitalkitty3000
    March 4, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    i am with you 100% on your feelings about snacks. for some reason they seem to cause an upset stomach when i eat them instead of the meal i really need! also, I adore your use of real butter and rind-on bacon, nothing is better! *sigh* hahaha!

    Reply
  16. kofi
    March 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Single Handedly my fav post of ALL time! But if you ever need a real down home “Color Purple” breakfast hit up the House Mother, She is right around the Corner!!!

    Reply
  17. Jamilah
    March 19, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    These are the most “normal” photos I’ve ever seen of you…interesting.

    Reply

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