Rollin wit the hommies…we fresh out the oven like an insert from “Clueless”–clap for her: Piece and blessing Brittany Murphy. Range Rovers, paid college tuition, pressed hair and fancy clothes. Oh and small celebrations are always in order. Break out the red plastic…

When you think about me do you think about Martha? I want my ends Stewart high. When you think about me I want you to think about publishing, broadcasting and merchandising. I want my own chain of books; healthy cooking, fitness guides & a how-to. I long to have my own cashmere throws and luxury line of bedding. I suddenly have this love of hosting intimate sessions, and I’ve been practicing on my friends with all these functions–they like it. One of my good bro’s Dougie Fresh had a lil bday soiree, and as much as I would like to lie and take the credit, I can’t ( that’s the part of Martha’s story I am trying to avoid). The menu included chicken, spinach dip, a strawberry bouquet and Patron cupcakes. You know it feels pretty good to just lounge around in the middle of a recession. A few friends stopped by including College Hill’s Dorion Standberry.

I’m starting my own fraternity: Phi Stunna Fly Inc.
*You have to dress in RL and show W2 forms to cross.